HASH BROWNIES

YOU KNOW WHAT REALLY GRINDS MY GEARS?
HASH BROWNS.

THEYRE NOT BROWN AND THEYRE NOT MADE OF HASH.
SO WHY CALL THEM HASH BROWNS

AT BEST YOU CAN CALL THEM TATER BROWNS OR TATER LIGHT BROWNS
HASH BROWNS SHOULD BE DARKER RIGHT??
AND PUT SOME HASH IN THEM.
HELL LETS PUT THE HASH IN SOME BROWNIES AND CALL THEM HASH BROWNIES

AT LEAST THEN IT WOULD BE ACCURATE. YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN?

THEN WE CAN MARKET THEM IN GROCERY STORES AND PUT THEM ON THE BEER AND LIQUOR AISLE
I KNOW SNOOP IS PROBABLY GOING TO DO THIS SOON ANYWAY SO I HOPE HE WILL CUT ME IN FOR A PIECE OF THE ACTION. I NEED THE MONEY...
ANYWAY, THAT CAN BE NEW PRODUCT IDEA OF THE DAY.....

AND THATS WHAT GRINDS MY GEARS....
SEE YOU NEXT TIME.....